The Most Serious Story Ever (Seriously)

So here's what I want to do on this thread. I want a very illiterate RP with no plot at all. Just random, nonsensical stuff.

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Rules

Play along with whatever happens.

This is an illiterate RP, that means don't use periods, grammar, capitalization, no none of that. I actually DON'T want you to use them. If you looked at the example, then you know what I mean.

Although the minimum you must type is one full line.


LET THE NONSENSE BEGIN!

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There wons was a man that ate a ladybug and that ladybug got so angry that it TRANSFOOOOOOOOOOORMED into an evil caterpillar that wanted to destroy the universe.

Um... The page I was looking for doesn exist XD but I have a DA too :3

The evil caterpillar first got tons o little butterfly friends to try to take over le earth

(please forgive the double post- I think I'm doing this right ^_^')

And then Morgan Freeman came to voice the most epic battle of epicness between the caterpillar/butterfly and humans. President Brick Obomba dropped a nuclear boomb on the caterpillar.

(You're doing good!)

the caterpillar thn ate da bomb and became a evil fox atacking all in it path. luckily a magic rainbow sherbet death pony came to the rescue
(this makes me feel illiterate, but it's kinda fun :3 at least it is entertaining and makes me giggle XD)

The magic rainbow sherbet death pony screameded in a thick russian accent to the evil fox U R NO MATCH FOR MY SISTERS EPIC DANCEING POWERS OF DEATH and then her sister danced like this -

The evil fox wasn't done with the battle though the dancin hurt it. it put a spell on Tim Hawkins and shouted, COMEDIANS BEAT ALL (I just wanted an excuse to post that)

The death pony scremed in response to the comedian, OH NO I HAS BEEN DEFEATED and then it fell on the floor and died and her sister that danced to the speedcore turned into George Zimmerman and then everyone killed him because everyone hates George Zimmerman aparently.

The evil fox laughed, "no one can defeat me!" It shouted before eating a moth

The moth transformed into the mighty MOTHMAN and the fox was splatteredededed.

And George Zimmerman was dead.

The endededed?

WRONG! Because as Zimmerman died, the mighty Land Whales returned from underground to wreak their revente on mankind!

But then the air elephants came to eat some land whales

Land Whales are bigger than Air Elephants.

Yes but the Air Elephants Are really hungry.

And George Zimmerman was still dead.

But Stellus Mortem burned all the Air elephants with the sun.

Plz, ths is hw u mk a sntnc rly iltrat

Thn d nclear wrhds blw up n evr1 died.

((and that is how I do my every day text! :3))

Stellus Mortum is nuke-proof, so STFU!!!!

Then all the sudn lif becan a new an thr was peace and ponies that could talk and magic ever wher and lots of frendships

And George Zimmerman was still dead.

And that's why Mexico didn't join Nazi Germany WWII.