The Fatal Flaw

Everyone hates you because you make jokes out of everything, including when someone's loved one dies.

The ability to manipulate reality.

It only works on your perception of it.

The ability to draw pictures that look exactly like photographs.

You can only draw it in blood.


The ability to turn into a regenerating asexual salamander creature who knows more or less everything and has a really bad sense of humor.

Every terrorist cell in existence has it out for you.

The ability to tolerate the said salamander creature for longer than 5 minutes.

The salamander is more annoying than you thought so you can only tolerate it for 5 seconds

Ability to change one's density

Only works in when no gravity is present.

The ability to read the minds of men.

Only works on Norwegians.

Power to set fire to the rain!!!!!!

Results in steam.

The power to control chance.

only works on a coin toss

the power to control lightning

Only on the Planets Venus or Jupiter.

Can control Clouds.

Can only make them into different shapes

Can see into the future

Only 1.25 seconds into the future.

Can find anything that's gone missing.

but only paperclips

have chuck norris powers

But only Chuck Norris can do that.

Control sleep patterns.

But only when awake.

Can make others do exactly as you wish without them being aware of it.

But only if within a foot of them.

Control Rain.

But only if its flooding

Can shapeshift

The process is fatal

Can fly

But only in a steep downwards direction.

Is immune to poison.

Can only use power when given antidote for poison


Can breathe fire

But It's fatal to yourself

Can Eat everything.

But stil gain weigh like any other person


Never starves

But always hungry.

Always have enough time for everything.

So always bored


Power to keep any electronic device from going dead

But it drains your life force.

The power of reincarnation.