Moderator Facts

Ever played SMBBfacts over on the Sporum? This is sorta like that. Simply state something about the moderator you choose. Here is a list of the current mods you may state LOL comments about:

DarkLord999
ViperaUnion
TheOperator
Maxx Toron
New Supplice
The Midnight Stalker

Here's an example of the kind of posts you will post post post here. I'll use myself:

UserX wrote:

Darklord glides upon his raven wings that cast ban-onic shadows upon the villages of the weak. He feeds on the souls of the wicked and wears cloaks fashioned from the ashen bodies of the fallen

In your statement you must include the chosen moderator's name so we know who you're talking about. It's wise to put it as the first word or so. Also, it's respectable that if you are a mod, do not make a fact of yourself. And begin.

TheOperator has no face.

ViperaUnion is the living embodiment of all snake kind and is the destroyer of mammals. She drinks not from the wines of man, but from the souls of the greedy, the wicked, and the vice.

The Midnight Stalker is mad at me because i bought a hat instead of a flash drive like i was supposed to but i forgot

Darklord Is The Menevolent force behind all the evil in the wolrd. Everytime a murder or violent crime takes place his power grows, allowing him to influence the realm of us mortals more than before. He will eventually drive us to madness and war....

Dark Lord is the epitome of darkness its self

TheOperator is the sheer factor of horror. His slender appearance and face-less head forever haunt those who wander off into the woods, into his own domains of sheet terror.

Darklord is the master of the shadow dragons, whose wings cloak the once bright skies with clouds of darkness, so dense that no light can penetrate them, and from the darkest murky depths, monsters crawl forth to do his bidding, with appearances so terrifying that they can not be described...

Maxx Toron is offended that his name hath not yet been uttered.

Maxx Toron is the entity that all mortals find shock in. His surprise tactics and powerful words will tangle ones heart into a tornado of its own gloom and utterly be destroyed as Maxx keeps order from the vice of darkness.

Lonestar owes me five dollars.

Maxx Toron doesn't see the point in this thread, yet he is still posting here so this post is just a big contradiction.

I'm sure it's just here to stroke everyone's ego and so that everyone may indulge themselves in collective fapping.

Lieo wrote:

I'm sure it's just here to stroke everyone's ego and so that everyone may indulge themselves in collective fapping.

As good an explanation as any


But I included in the rules that if you were a mod you were not supposed to post a fact about yourself.

@Maxx: when one learns to read OPs, one may understand the purpose of one's thread.

I shall delete my comment aqbout myself now....

DarkLord999 wrote:

Lieo wrote:

I'm sure it's just here to stroke everyone's ego and so that everyone may indulge themselves in collective fapping.

As good an explanation as any


But I included in the rules that if you were a mod you were not supposed to post a fact about yourself.

@Maxx: when one learns to read OPs, one may understand the purpose of one's thread.

I was being completely facetious Grox, on both of my posts.


Viperaunion must be a telekinetic, as that is the only way for a snake to be able to operate a keyboard.

Honestly, it's a forum game. There's no point in these threads altogether, only for fun I guess.

The Midnight Stalker pilots the world's fastest spaceship, and he can fly through space and not suffer ill effects from the lack of oxygen, or the cold temperature.

New Supplice is the bane of the evil androids of space. His super high-tech gear has proven to make him the greatest warrior of all time and space.

ViperaUnion wrote:

The Midnight Stalker pilots the world's fastest spaceship, and he can fly through space and not suffer ill effects from the lack of oxygen, or the cold temperature.

VipraUnion is my trusty Copilot. She Is smart and always knows where to go when I get us lost in the Orioin Nebula..... Agian.