What do you do?

Ok, so this is a simple forum game I thought of. What you do is you post something to happen and the person below you thinks of the goofiest answer they can.

For example:

Player 1: Slenderman starts following you.

Player2: I toss him out of the window.
The Player below me gets captured by Mongols.

And so on and so forth.

Anyways, I shall begin.

TPBM is eaten by a plant.

I self-ignite myself and burn my way out of it.

TPBM is tangled in the tentacles of an octopus.

I put on my Degree! adrenaline series! And become behr grylls. I then use my wilderness powers to rip the octopus in half!

TPBM is attacked by a mugger!

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I dont even need to comment on that one.



TPBM is attacked by a pack of rabid man eating bunnies.

I turn into Elmer fudd and start singing "Keew the wabbit!"

The player below me is thrown off of the Empire State Building.

I sprout wings and fly away.

TPBM is caught in a fire.

I blow myself up to prevent the fire from killing me.

TPBM is thrown into Alcatraz.

...

You're kidding right? I transform into a monsterous tornado of spirits and darkness and rip the entire island apart.

TPBM is stuffed in an indestructable jar.

I teleport out.


I take TPBM to the fourth dimension.

I am behr grylls. Your argument is invalid.

TPBM is eaten by the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater.

Captain Falcon FALCON PAAAAAAWWWNCHes it on a solar eclipse on a leap day and I escape miraculously unharmed
TPBM is about to be hit by a missile

I eat it with my nonexistent mouth.


I then blow your mind with inception within an inception.

I'm too smart! It isn't going to work, because I understand dreams all too well! INCEPTION CANNOT PHASE ME!

TPBM flies their spaceship into the sun.

My ship is solar powered, absorbing the sun's energy. I rocket off and fire two supercharged lazars at TPBM.

I slithered out of the way.

TPBM is tossed into a pit full of incredibly cute (But diseased) cotton mice.

I land on the ground, and the kinetic energy exchanged by me and the ground destroy the mice.

TPBM's helmet falls off during a spacewalk.

I can hold my breath for a really long time. I was able to get into the ship before I ran out of air.

TPBM is a mouse, and has been carried off by a hawk.

Well luckly i use to Watch Animorfs on T.V. and can turn into anything i want, so i turn into a egale and kill the hawk. Then i Dive bomb TPBM.

I am Behr Grylls. Animals everywhere fear me.

TPBM is barfed on by a carnivorous plant.

That is true, I have a Nepenthes and a Cephalotus as well as several trumpet pitchers which need to be hand fed and occasionally the pitchers tip over while your watering, pruning, feeding, the plant and the digestive juices inside, along with the digested (or not so digested) bugs, gets sloped on you.

In short, I am one of the few people on earth who can say they have been honest-to-god barfed on by a plant.

TPBM has some kind of carnivorous plant and knows what a Cephalotus is.

I don't know what a cephalotus is, so therefore I hit it with a hammer.

TPBM gets pushed off of a window washer platform that is on the top of the CN tower.

I hit the pavement and splat.

TPBM is the underpaid janitor who has to clean it up.

I make Carlos do it.

Carlos gets angry and chases TPBM, brandishing a broom.

I split into two separate entities and run away.

The second me sends TPBM a mail bomb a week later.

I unfortunately thought I had to pay the bills, so now I am in the hospital, and now I only have one arm! Thanks a lot!

I make it rain needles down on TPBM!