What do you do?

Subject: Re: What do you do? Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:07 pm

I'm using a kevlar umbrella so do not resemble a pin cushion.

TPBM is now panaphobic because of the needles falling from the sky.

Subject: Re: What do you do? Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:20 pm

I am now hiding in a nuclear blast bunker so I'm safe from the needles. I then Shoot TPBM with a pen laser. He was trying to get in.

Subject: Re: What do you do? Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:39 pm

I use my agillity to dodge and summon my wolf pack to chase TPBM

Subject: Re: What do you do? Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:24 am

I put on my Degree! Adrenaline Series! And turn into Behr Grylls!

Ten minutes later, I toss the bloody wolf bones at TPBM.

Subject: Re: What do you do? Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:56 pm

I freak out and RUN! Leaving a trial of debris that hits TPBM repetativly in the head.

Giver Posts : 297 Join date : 2012-10-20

It hits me in the head. Dazed and angry, I take the lead of the mighty New Prussian army, which consists of human soldiers, dinosaurs, Chuck Norris, and the Grox.

I order the army to raid TPBM's home, and throw anyone inside into a nearby garbage truck.

Subject: Re: What do you do? Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:58 pm

I fight all the soldiers single handedly killing them all ripping all of them to peices and leaving behind nothing but a sea of crimson blood behind and i put a chalkbored eraser at the top of the door so it will fall on the head of TPBM and explode

Subject: Re: What do you do? Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:04 pm

Well I am able to alter the Fabric of Space-Time. So I reverse the explotion back to it's piont of origon.

I then drop TPBM into a Super Massive Blackhole.

Subject: Re: What do you do? Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:14 pm

I'm Sairei, so thus I control black holes.

I cause it to spit all accumulated debris at TPBM, in the shape if a giant katana.

Subject: Re: What do you do? Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:59 pm

Ah, but I am Chuck Ninja, the horrifying hybrid of Chuck Norris and Jet Li! So your katana is ineffective on me!

I use my Chuck Ninja powers to obliterate TPBM with 100% fully concentrated PURE AWESOME!!!

Subject: Re: What do you do? Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:01 am

Well I looked up chuck Norris today on TV Tropes and he can't be fused with anyone. He would exorbe them so your argument is invalid. I kill TPBM with my droning sarcasm.

Subject: Re: What do you do? Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:25 am

I have no ears. Your argument is invalid.

I send my buddy Jeff the Killer after TPBM. I also make sure Jane is held back. I dont know where eyeless Jack or Shadowlurker are though.

Subject: Re: What do you do? Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:29 am

Well I am a Ciropteran, a vampire like beast that can only be killed with the blood of a single individual. So I live and regenerate. I then gut TPBM and drink their blood.

Newborn Posts : 2 Join date : 2013-05-11

robot have no blood last time i looked TPBM dances in to a black hole

Subject: Re: What do you do? Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:37 pm

noo>>>>>

I drag TPBM in with me!!!

Subject: Re: What do you do? Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:46 pm

TPBY is a Timelord so thus has a time machine which thus rescues TPAM and TPBY, I.e., me from the impending doom of the event horizon.

I force TPAM to accidentally on purpose kill TPBM's grandfather before he met TPBM's grandmother thus causing TPBM to cease to exist and thus be unable to post a response to this. I then wipe TPAM's memory so he does not remember this actually happening and just proceeds to think this was just an forum game.

Subject: Re: What do you do? Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:45 pm

Well I .... Wiat what happened.....

Well I punch TPBM in the head with a Orbital Laser Singularity Cannon. I then shoot it at them.

Subject: Re: What do you do? Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:36 pm

I use Jeff the Killer as a human shield and put on my DEGREE! ADRENALINE SERIES! To become the perfect combination of Chuck Norris and Behr Grylls; Bear Norris!

I swipe my massive, undodgeable bear paws at TPBM. The slightest touch would turn anyone hit by it into dust.

Subject: Re: What do you do? Wed Jul 10, 2013 5:42 pm

did you not see above? Chuck Norris can be fused with anyone! so TPAM is now dead. And I swing my Weapon around and Aim at TPBM.