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The Stalker of Shadows
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptySun Jul 17, 2016 9:55 pm

WEll we've been here 6 years and we've had two trees fall. Last time it only got our decorative wishing well. I Still haven't picked up the bricks left from that. it happened a couple of years back. I'm a lazy guy. We did have a lot of other trees trimmed and cut down last fall though. So less mess and less trees to worry over.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptySun Jul 17, 2016 10:02 pm

Yes, I'm new.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyTue Jul 19, 2016 5:35 am

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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyTue Jul 19, 2016 2:08 pm

Well, that was dark...
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyTue Jul 19, 2016 6:15 pm

I found it mildly amusing and a bit thoughtful.. Maybe I need to take a look at my sense of humor.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyTue Jul 19, 2016 6:59 pm

I'm not saying it isn't funny, my own sense of humor just isn't really something that does well with most jokes. It's mostly ironic, or witty, spur-of-the-moment stuff based on a situation. Well, also, that, and at work I have something of a running gag going on.


The running gag in question? A long time ago, I was asked to make mice out of play-dough that each weighed 25 grams. I made a large number, and filled an entire drawer in my desk with them. Of course, everyone told me they couldn't use the mice until someone did thermal testing on the play-dough. So? The mice stayed in my desk. For pretty much an entire year.

As of yet, people have still not conducted that thermal testing, and the mice continue to take up an entire drawer in my desk.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 3:58 am

Well I do admit I have a dark sense of humor. So yeah.

You'd die laughing where I work. Everything is a running gag there. The Plater break? Lindsay did it, but it's still my fault. I wasn't there? Me not bring there broke it. The heat this time of year is god awful. I keep telling the ladies to turn the Sexy down a notch to cool things off but they refuse. All kinds of stuff like that.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 4:29 am

Eh, that's not really what happens where I personally work. Engineering humor is basically hilarious stuff disguised in actual scientific process.


Ever hear about Ben the mouse?

Did I mention that he was supposed to be a (Yet another) thermal sample? Like my play-dough mice?


I also forgot to mention, Ben isn't an actual mouse. He's half of a red potato piece with a wedge cut on the front to look like a nose, and there's two little squares and a tail stuck on it made from zip ties that we intended to have look like ears and a tail.


Of course, because the cryogenics testing was for NASA, the engineers up in Huntsville like to see photographs of what we're doing (There's an ongoing joke war or something between UAB engineers and NASA engineers, or something of that nature). Naturally, we stuck Ben the Mouse in a plastic bag, and wrote, "Ben's House" on the plastic bag.



....of course, in the paperwork, it doesn't say all of this. It just says, '25g potato sample'.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 4:32 am

I can understand that kind of humor. I appreciate both low brow and high brow humor. Do tell more.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 4:51 am

Well, actually, there was a story someone told me about a former employee that they used to call 'Bandsaw'. They had trouble keeping it together telling the story, it was that hilarious.


The story goes, this guy was a Russian immigrant, but when he spoke English, he sounded like he came from Brooklyn. That's the first notable thing, just because it's such a stark contrast. It's irrelevant to the point, but it's interesting, anyway.

The reason he got fired? Imagine a thousand-something-dollar circuit board. You don't just mishandle those, right? You always keep them in special, anti-static bags, and you handle them on anti-static mats and wear a grounding band around your wrist in an ESD-safe area, and you don't even move fast because that could generate static, too. All of the stuff you do is high-precision, usually with fancy magnifying tools, just because you need to see what you're doing. The most sensitive part of the engineer's work involves this. If you don't do all of these things, the part probably has to be scrapped, and a non-conformance report has to get filed, because you weren't following the rules.


Now imagine a guy throwing all the rules out the window, and putting this said circuit board on the bandsaw, a gigantic, low-precision power tool and one that does not get used for ESD anything, and cutting notches in it that way, instead of using high-precision tools, like we're supposed to use.


Jargon aside, what this guy did was the equivalent of trying to crack an egg with a sledgehammer.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 4:59 am

Yeah.... I'm careful just adding a new part to my desktop. Buddy of mine was nice enough to send me a bare bones gaming rig to work on. He added the GPU ram and motherboard. He said the rest was up to me. It now has a Blueray drive 4 TB of space and 24 inch monitor.

Looking at that I now understand why I'm currently broke.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 10:35 am

The phrase "dark humor" makes me cringe, especially when the jokes shared are usually pretty tame. Puns and satire is my exciting stuff though. And mm, irony. If I ever get narcissistic, that's the joke. And flirting. Man, aren't I ever the flirt.

Akira wrote:
Also Op/JunkMail/Nick/whatever you want to be called now (lol), next time could you PM it to me instead? There's really no reason to post it here, especially when it contained that kind of language. My apologies.

And hey Lieo. Nice to hear from you again. How is life on your end?

Ok. Lots of work, usually seven days in a row & lots of overtime. 12 hour factory shifts are tough, especially if you're working in 100+ degrees F half the time. But I get lots of $$$.

I don't see reason to censor the image for "language", especially since everyone I've seen here so far is a legal adult. We should be mature and emotionally stable enough to handle the f bomb.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 2:49 pm

I used to have a robotics coach in high school who made puns and jokes on a constant basis. The story goes, though, that while most of the jokes he told were wonderful, his puns, in general, were really lousy puns. Some people just kind of shake their head at that, but in my own opinion, it takes real confidence to tell horrible puns and keep going without a pause.

The other person helping the robotics team, my engineering teacher, was the guy who pretty much kept doing jokes along the lines of, "Oh, if you keep trying this, maybe one day, you'll be as great as yours truly," And then he would kind of just tilt his chin up, and he'd somehow do all of this with a straight face, but you knew from the tone he was joking around.

...Did I also mention both of these teachers messed with members of the robotics team with the old measuring-tape trick? You stretch out the measuring tape and keep tapping people lightly on the head with it, and they'll keep rubbing their head like there's a spider or something bugging them. Basically, it's just doing this stuff to see how long it takes for them to realize what's going on and turn around and catch them in the act.

....Oh....also, tiny, tiny, harmless blocks of soft wood or a ball of paper getting tossed at you from across the room, and you look in their direction and then they look away, trying to pretend that they weren't doing anything.


At This Point I Wound Up Ranting About How Much I Love and Admire The Authority Figures in My Life, So I Just Made This Spoiler Because you Probably Don't Care to Read All of It.:

...I knew a lot of decidedly crazy people in my life.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 3:02 pm

Lieo wrote:
The phrase "dark humor" makes me cringe, especially when the jokes shared are usually pretty tame. Puns and satire is my exciting stuff though. And mm, irony. If I ever get narcissistic, that's the joke. And flirting. Man, aren't I ever the flirt.

Akira wrote:
Also Op/JunkMail/Nick/whatever you want to be called now (lol), next time could you PM it to me instead? There's really no reason to post it here, especially when it contained that kind of language. My apologies.

And hey Lieo. Nice to hear from you again. How is life on your end?

Ok. Lots of work, usually seven days in a row & lots of overtime. 12 hour factory shifts are tough, especially if you're working in 100+ degrees F half the time. But I get lots of $$$.

I don't see reason to censor the image for "language", especially since everyone I've seen here so far is a legal adult. We should be mature and emotionally stable enough to handle the f bomb.

Interesting. I'm curious, what kind of factory is it?

Also, yeah I don't mind the language but there's been a couple people here voice their discomfort to me about profanity in the forum. Normally I wouldn't even censor words if everyone was as chill about it as I am but sadly they aren't.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 6:03 pm

I myself can sympathize. I work in a brake manufacturing plant. Temps yesterday were about110 inside the building over where I work at in there. But I t worse over in friction with the cure ovens and hot presses.uts hot over there in the winter.

We were working 6 or 7 days a week as well,but our new CEO is cutting back on overtime to try and save some money.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 8:37 pm

My factory produces flat glass.

I also got banned on the sporum for 7 days for posting "Personally, I feel like a victim" in arabic. lol

DAMN, RIGHT OUTTA THE BALL PARK, FIRST DAY BACK. I'VE STILL GOT IT.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 11:42 pm

I'm not the type to bash moderators, but...well...the fact that it was Arabic was probably the only reason they could cite as for why they banned you. If they try to say it was just being disruptive for a foreign language, then they should also go ahead and ban people for all the other things that are clearly not English.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 11:54 pm

You have no idea the massive argument that's going on in the Sporum right now regarding languages. It's basically literally every person vs. SporeMasterSlime
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyThu Jul 21, 2016 12:10 am

Well, I haven't really been on the Sporum in a long time. Last I was there, it was a bit more chaotic than what I could handle.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyThu Jul 21, 2016 12:55 am

It's pretty bad. Like the mods even had to make a thread for people to argue in.

I came up with the original idea for it actually.


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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyThu Jul 21, 2016 2:08 am

I get whatshisface isn't here, but just saying for the sake of it being said: I wasn't playing chicken with slime nor was I protesting Slime in particular. The comment was made more in mind of making a mockery of the whole situation. There has to be things that are actually worth arguing over.

That being said, yeah, Slime is kind of a dumb ass. He can play the "I'm a foreigner too" card as much as he wants, but truth is he's always been like an entitled child half the time.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyThu Jul 21, 2016 3:38 am

The whole situation is really stupid. I don't even understand why it's being made into a problem.
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PostSubject: Re: Chat   Chat - Page 8 EmptyThu Jul 21, 2016 12:27 pm

I....don't quite get it either. Why exactly is there some sort of argument going on at all?
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Yo dawg. What's up?
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