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ViperaUnion
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| | Subject: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:14 am | |
| Okay, The title of this forum games is just like it sounds. Here's how it goes. You ask someone a question, and the next poster answers incorrectly. Also, since people sometimes try to take shortcuts, answering simply with a yes or a no is no longer a valid answer. Here's an example:
Person 1: Why is the sky blue?
Person 2: It didn't want to be red.
And that's how it goes. I know the example was lame, but it proves my point. So here's the first question.
Why is the symbol of this forum a Dragon?
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JunkMail
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:10 am | |
| Because a hipster was to mainstream.
Why did the chicken cross the road? | |
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MataRahi
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:21 am | |
| It was riding on the other chicken.
Why is Australia both a country and a continent? | |
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ViperaUnion
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:16 am | |
| Because it couldn't make up its mind on choosing just one.
Why isn't the North Pole a continent? | |
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MataRahi
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:19 am | |
| Because Australia stole its spot.
Why don't trees bark? | |
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ViperaUnion
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:20 am | |
| Because the dogs stole their voices,
Why doesn't the moon make it's own light? | |
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Maxx
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:36 am | |
| Because someone turned it off.
Who am I? | |
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ViperaUnion
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:03 am | |
| That's easy! You're Bill Gates!
Why did William Shakespeare write so many depressing plays in the first place? | |
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Maxx
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:25 am | |
| because he wasn't a communist.
why did people think that arthur miller was a communist?
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JunkMail
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:45 am | |
| For the same reason I think the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" religion is a fraud.
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? | |
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Maxx
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:47 am | |
| because E=MC2.
what is slenderman? | |
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ViperaUnion
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 2:41 pm | |
| A guy who is very, very thin.
Why do people ride horses instead of cattle? | |
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Maxx
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 3:16 pm | |
| Because the chicken was too small to ride.
What is the meaning of life? | |
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Absolutely not Prussian
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:13 pm | |
| We were all an accident: The big bang was caused by an alien named Ted, who accidently blew up his apartment while trying to brew some root beer.
Why does soda explode when shaken? | |
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Maxx
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:22 pm | |
| because it isn't Chuck Norris.
what is one plus one? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:28 pm | |
| Forty two million, five hundred and eighty nine thousand, seven hundred and one.
Why does life find a way? | |
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Maxx
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:34 pm | |
| because it is not Chuck Norris, so therefore it needs to find it's way, unlike chuck norris, who already has his way.
why did Nick80 change his name to theoperator? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:45 pm | |
| I'm not Nick80, therefor, your argument is invalid.
What time does the narwal bacon? | |
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Maxx
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 4:48 pm | |
| whenever Chuck norris wants it to.
why do I keep making chuck norris jokes? | |
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ViperaUnion
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:46 pm | |
| Because you forgot about Jackie Chan
Why are Zombies popular on Halloween? | |
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Maxx
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 6:03 pm | |
| because nobody's made a Chuck Norris costume yet.
why is Vipera's avatar a dragon? | |
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ViperaUnion
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:00 pm | |
| Because I didn't want to use an Owl.
Why can't brooks babble? | |
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Maxx
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:05 pm | |
| because I said so.
What rhymes with orange. | |
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ViperaUnion
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Sun Oct 21, 2012 7:44 pm | |
| Purple.
Why do people wear jackets during winter? | |
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Absolutely not Prussian
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| | Subject: Re: Misleading Answers Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:34 am | |
| People don't wear jackets; the jackets are hugging them for warmth.
How did the moon get there? | |
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