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Good. We should have a contest to see who can find to creepiest ones

I thought this was funny:

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That brave little chicken!

Sairei wrote:

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LOL

Darkel wrote:

Sairei wrote:

I thought this was funny:

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LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Thanks for that educational lecture. I feel smarter already.

Darkel wrote:

Thanks for that educational lecture. I feel smarter already.

And Grox never told that joke again.

Darkel wrote:

That is disturbing yet hilarious.

That poor kid. XD

Maxx Toron wrote:

Darkel wrote:

That is disturbing yet hilarious.

Had that happen to me when i was 6 only with ducks. I was terrified of them for several years afterward.

When I was five, I was at the zoo with my mother. We sat down at a picnic table, and my mom handed me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I proceeded to eat said sandwich.

From the nearby pond, some ducks waddled over. A vibrantly colored male walked closest, and went uner the table near my legs.

He proceeded to bite my knee.

This caused me to drop my sandwich.
The duck grabbed my sandwich and took off.

True story.

No horror stories to report regarding birds from me, but my mother was attacked by an evil rooster, and the neighbor's peacock when she was a kid.

Well In my case i was the one with the loaf of bread in my hands and with me being six i didn't relized that i should've dropped it.

Roosters are evil. We have three.

They've chased me and my sister up trees before. It reminds me of that episode of the Big Bang Theory where Sheldon said that happened to him, LOL. But yeah, they're seriously scary at times, roosters can be. I once had to defend myself from one with a shovel. I honestly don't know how I didn't swipe its head right off when I hit it with the shovel. In return, it flew up and clawed me in the chest with its spurs, also ruining my shirt.

Darkel wrote:

Roosters are evil. We have three.

They've chased me and my sister up trees before. It reminds me of that episode of the Big Bang Theory where Sheldon said that happened to him, LOL. But yeah, they're seriously scary at times, roosters can be. I once had to defend myself from one with a shovel. I honestly don't know how I didn't swipe its head right off when I hit it with the shovel. In return, it flew up and clawed me in the chest with its spurs, also ruining my shirt.

And that is how Groxy joined the leagues of the undead.

I use to be chased by my grandams chickens when I was little. back then that was a game for me. but the ducks... they were serious. they were out to get me.... for the bread.

Pffffft! You people and your stupid bird experiences. Aint nobody got time for that. I have something even I'm scared of. Bad experience. I have it on camera and everything.

Not chickens! Anything but chickens! CHICKENS ARE MY WEAKNESS!

Actually, when I was little, I wen't over to my friends house. He lives on a farm, and he had chickens in his backyard. I hade never actually seen a chicken in real life that was alive before, so when they started following me, I freaked out and ran away. I was a funny little guy when I was little. And stupid too. Who needs TV when you've got videos of me when I was 6?

So most of us have a bird related story....Vipra! go get attacked by something real quick! Then we can start a club!

I also had a seagull steal my favorite shiny pencil back in sixth grade.

I got bit on the toung by a tortoise.and later on the knee.

The Midnight Stalker wrote:

So most of us have a bird related story....Vipra! go get attacked by something real quick! Then we can start a club!

LOL!!!

I can see that now...

Me: "Hi my name is Darky"

Everyone: "Hi Darky"

Me: "And I've had traumatic experiences with chickens--etc-etc"

something like AA for bird attack survivors. lol.

LOL