Posts : 1609 Join date : 2012-10-30 Age : 32 Location : In the abyss
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:29 pm
hahaha! lol. I can't stop laughing now. but I was dead serious about being bit by turtle on the lounge. happened not long after duck insedint.
Sairei Fate
Posts : 1702 Join date : 2012-11-04 Age : 28 Location : Duskaar, World of Trade.
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:42 pm
I had a turtle crap on me. xD
-shuffles off like a zombie-
Derkal Transvestite Administrator
Posts : 2353 Join date : 2012-10-19 Age : 27
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:17 pm
Sairei wrote:
I had a turtle crap on me. xD
-shuffles off like a zombie-
LOLOLOL! You,
I've had several things crap on me, dogs, chickens, birds, cats, rabbits, dead squirrels, human children.
Absolutely not Prussian Giver
Posts : 297 Join date : 2012-10-20
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:41 pm
Darkel wrote:
Sairei wrote:
I had a turtle crap on me. xD
-shuffles off like a zombie-
LOLOLOL! You,
I've had several things crap on me, dogs, chickens, birds, cats, rabbits, dead squirrels, human children.
I was going to have dinner, but then I saw these posts.
The Stalker of Shadows Rough AI
Posts : 1609 Join date : 2012-10-30 Age : 32 Location : In the abyss
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:55 pm
I swiped dinner cuz I thought I was going to mcdonalds. but nope were going to the mall instead.
oh well I has pringles and Beg Red soda.
and tulle crap? that's nothing I can top all that. I use to wipe an old ladys but when she crapped. it was may job for twelve months.
The Stalker of Shadows Rough AI
Posts : 1609 Join date : 2012-10-30 Age : 32 Location : In the abyss
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:56 pm
I swiped dinner cuz I thought I was going to mcdonalds. but nope were going to the mall instead.
oh well I has pringles and Beg Red soda.
and tulle crap? that's nothing I can top all that. I use to wipe an old ladys but when she crapped. it was may job for twelve months.
Derkal Transvestite Administrator
Posts : 2353 Join date : 2012-10-19 Age : 27
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:03 pm
ThePrussianCompy wrote:
Darkel wrote:
Sairei wrote:
I had a turtle crap on me. xD
-shuffles off like a zombie-
LOLOLOL! You,
I've had several things crap on me, dogs, chickens, birds, cats, rabbits, dead squirrels, human children.
I was going to have dinner, but then I saw these posts.
LOL! And the weird thing was, the human child was seven when this happened. My little cousin, he literally pulled down his pants and had a diarrhea dance on my lap.
Maxx Cosmic Wanderer
Posts : 3527 Join date : 2012-10-21 Age : 27 Location : The Moon
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:03 pm
Darkel wrote:
ThePrussianCompy wrote:
Darkel wrote:
Sairei wrote:
I had a turtle crap on me. xD
-shuffles off like a zombie-
LOLOLOL! You,
I've had several things crap on me, dogs, chickens, birds, cats, rabbits, dead squirrels, human children.
I was going to have dinner, but then I saw these posts.
LOL! And the weird thing was, the human child was seven when this happened. My little cousin, he literally pulled down his pants and had a diarrhea dance on my lap.
That is disturbing.
Derkal Transvestite Administrator
Posts : 2353 Join date : 2012-10-19 Age : 27
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:07 pm
I thought it was too... really...
Sairei Fate
Posts : 1702 Join date : 2012-11-04 Age : 28 Location : Duskaar, World of Trade.
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:10 pm
Eeew.
Even as a zombie I find that gross.
Derkal Transvestite Administrator
Posts : 2353 Join date : 2012-10-19 Age : 27
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:15 pm
This is funny, we start talking about chickens and end up discussing varieties of feces.
The Stalker of Shadows Rough AI
Posts : 1609 Join date : 2012-10-30 Age : 32 Location : In the abyss
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:26 pm
just another day in the life of the stalker. this is normal for me. and we didn't even touch topics big on innudeo. now those me and my friends can have a field day with.
Sairei Fate
Posts : 1702 Join date : 2012-11-04 Age : 28 Location : Duskaar, World of Trade.
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:28 pm
There is no worse flavor of gatorade than grape.
-gags-
The Stalker of Shadows Rough AI
Posts : 1609 Join date : 2012-10-30 Age : 32 Location : In the abyss
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:31 pm
watermelon is the worse I think. way too sweet. its like an instant cavity.
Derkal Transvestite Administrator
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Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:32 pm
I love blood, who else here drinks blood?
Sairei Fate
Posts : 1702 Join date : 2012-11-04 Age : 28 Location : Duskaar, World of Trade.
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:33 pm
My favorite gatorade is the dark green, though I can't remember what flavor it's supposed to be.
Blood is coppery.
The Stalker of Shadows Rough AI
Posts : 1609 Join date : 2012-10-30 Age : 32 Location : In the abyss
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:36 pm
I actually enjoy the taste of blood. is that bad?
Derkal Transvestite Administrator
Posts : 2353 Join date : 2012-10-19 Age : 27
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:37 pm
Of course not. We immortals need blood, 'tis a tasty drink.
Seriously though, I do sip the blood of my wounds when I get cut or something. TIS YUMMY.
The Stalker of Shadows Rough AI
Posts : 1609 Join date : 2012-10-30 Age : 32 Location : In the abyss
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:41 pm
ah yes. the nectar of life.
so do I. I sometimes suck out the infection if it gets infected.
Sairei Fate
Posts : 1702 Join date : 2012-11-04 Age : 28 Location : Duskaar, World of Trade.
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:42 pm
-searches for funny vampire memes-
-Finds none-
You know what, vampires suck.
The Stalker of Shadows Rough AI
Posts : 1609 Join date : 2012-10-30 Age : 32 Location : In the abyss
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:47 pm
in the most literal sense yes! any of you watch Amine by any chance? if so I know a really good vampire one
Sairei Fate
Posts : 1702 Join date : 2012-11-04 Age : 28 Location : Duskaar, World of Trade.
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:50 pm
I want the machine that does this.
The Stalker of Shadows Rough AI
Posts : 1609 Join date : 2012-10-30 Age : 32 Location : In the abyss
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:52 pm
been listening to Idiot American by greenday for the last two hours nonstop.
Derkal Transvestite Administrator
Posts : 2353 Join date : 2012-10-19 Age : 27
Subject: Re: General Chat Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:54 pm
Subject: Re: General Chat Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:09 am
Darkel wrote:
ThePrussianCompy wrote:
Darkel wrote:
Sairei wrote:
I had a turtle crap on me. xD
-shuffles off like a zombie-
LOLOLOL! You,
I've had several things crap on me, dogs, chickens, birds, cats, rabbits, dead squirrels, human children.
I was going to have dinner, but then I saw these posts.
LOL! And the weird thing was, the human child was seven when this happened. My little cousin, he literally pulled down his pants and had a diarrhea dance on my lap.